Monday, July 28, 2008

Let's all laugh at stupid - Tevez £42 million, LOL

Manchester United manager Sir Idiot has announced that Manchester United will sign average striker Carlos Tevez on a four year deal worth £32 Million. Giving the fact that United have already paid £10 million for his services so far, it takes this astonishing deal to £42 million pounds.

To put this is perspective, this is twice as much as we paid for Euro2008 player of the tournament Fernando Torres.

Tevez will sign the deal next week, with his agent, who will collect the entire fee, laughing all the way to some dodgy Swiss bank.

Given the fact that most foreign players view United as nothing more than stepping stone to join big clubs like Real Madrid and Liverpool then Fergie's faith in Tevez, a former street knife fighter, is truly unbelievable.

We all know what happened to the last Argie he signed.

8 comments:

ashl91 said...

at least were consider the biggest club on the planet along with madrid what are use concider some has beens from the 80s who battle for 4th every year

Santiago Munez said...

How do you Tevez was a former street knife fighter?

Anonymous said...

I thought Xavi won player of the tournament?

Scouse Rich (undercover investigator) said...

FYI Torres won player of the tournament.

Tevez is one of the most overrated players in world football. Hes basically a very poor mans Dirk Kuyt
The guy is slower than fucking Gary cunt Neville and he cant shoot/head/score.

£42 million, what a joke. For Id like to see what Rafa could do with similar funds. But of course we are stuck with the blummin skint yanks.

ashl91 said...

19 goals what did kuyt get

Anonymous said...

First of all, Xaxi won player of the tournament in Euro 08. Tevez can't shoot/head/score?? Hmmmmmm, I remember a cracking goal against WH last season, that was a great SHOT! I also seem to remember he HEADED some great goals last year that helped us stay ahead of the pack plus I seem to remember him SCORING 20 goals (that's including the penalty in the CL final which we won BTW!)

Whoever runs this site needs a medal IMO because it's quite clearly a few Man Utd supporters obviously taking the piss out of Liverpool and their deluded ways, hats off to you! LOL.

Ishan said...

You slagging off Tevez huh? I remember he scored against you at Anfield. Says a lot about your defense now doesnt it? And he isnt a poor man's Dirk Kuyt, Dirk Kuyt is a poor man's Tevez. Cant head? Hmm...I remember him getting a crucial header towards the end of the season against Bolton and an amazing shot against West Ham.

Truth's Gotta Hurt said...

unavoidable, Bon Fide FACTS!!!!

Carlos Tevez has got

3 League Titles (1 Brazilian, 1 Argentinian, 1 English)

1 Champions League
1 Copa Libertadores
1 World Club championship

1 Olympic Gold Medal

2x Argentian Footballer Of The Year
1 Olympic Golden Boot
1x Brazilian Footballer Of the Year
3x South American Footballer Of the Year


....and he's 24 years old!!!!



Now what the fuck has Dirk Kuyt got???