Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Benitez signs his Cantona

Liverpool supporters across the world are celebrating to the news that LFC have signed one of the world's top strikers, Robbie Keane from Tottenham Hotspurs, for a bargain basement price of £18 million.

The news has send shockwaves through the camps of Arsenal, Chelsea and particularly Manchester United who have suffered a double blow, now knowing there's no chance that they'll land Berbatov this summer.


It was a clever move by Benitez who new exactly what he was doing. With Liverpool landing two world-class wide men in Dossena and Degen and the new Henry in Ngog from PSG, he new that all we needed was Robbie Keane from Spurs. Real Madrid and Chelsea were also in the hunt, but Keane himself a Liverpool supporter as a boy, was left with little choice but to join Liverpool the 2008/2009 league favourites and the best team as decided by UEFA since 2003.


In Keane Benitez has found his "Cantona". His final piece of the jigsaw puzzle.......

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Eric the King said...

I like the fact that despite you insultin United with every other word you use, you still use United players as your references to predict the positive impact of a player, despite the fact Robbie Keane isn't/wasnt/never will be worthy enough to lick Eric's boots.

You really are insane, if Benitez all of a sudden said that to win the league he should chuck himself off a bridge you would be on here goin "genius Rafa just genius".

ringo said...

Excellent signing. I particularly like the way he is completely unintimidated by taking over the legendary squad number of Vladimir Smicer and Harry Kewell.

Balls of steel that boy.

ashl91 said...

use are all retards hel never be prem winners material and comparing him to the great cantona use really are retarded lol u liverpool fans make me laugh

Scouse Rich (undercover investigator) said...

Hello fellow Reds.

Im back from holiday. Ive always rated Keanon as one of the biggest talents in the Premier League. Now hes joined Rafa's masterplan I think we can certainly say he is now world class. Rafa will take Keanos game to the next level. Theres no doubt that the Torres-Keano parternship is far superior than Tevez-Rooney.

ashl91 said...

iv noticed how use are always judgimg your selves by us man utd that just basically admitting that use think we are the best so thank you scouse wanker go rob a house

Scouse Rich (undercover investigator) said...

says the manc fan who is clearly obsessed with Liverpool FC.

ashl91 said...

im trying to educate you stupid bastards how many prem titles have you won and how many titles in the modern era have you won tell me you stupid scouse freak learn the sport then post some smart comments not just one sided views that are wrong

Anonymous said...

It's almost as though ashl91 is the only who doesn't know it's all a joke.

ashl91 said...

i dont give a fuck i hate scousers

jeoyjoejoe said...

^ racist

Anonymous said...

ashl91, you may well hate scousers but unfortunately it also seems you're too fucking stupid to realise that this blog isn't written by scousers.

Anonymous said...

SCOUSE Rich
SCOUSE Dave

THEY ARE SCOUSERS YOU MUPPET

Anonymous said...

Its not a question of not knowing. Just that some people got to know about this joke later than others. This guy will also wise up soon.

And what is it with the racist comments? Scousers are the citizens of Liverpool. You can't have a reason to hate every one of them. Thats just plain silly.

Anonymous said...

scousers believe everyone hates them. thats why they are hated

Anonymous said...

oh yeh and they smell

ashl91 said...

thank you
scouse nob heads

Rahul said...

Ha ha ha Keane and Cantona. What has Cantona been doing Inter Milan, Leeds and Spurs ? Under cover so that he can join Liverpool at the right time. By the way Dmitar is in Manchester United now and Keane did not ruffle West Brom's feathers too. So...

Anonymous said...

HA!

redev said...

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Manu Akula said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahah !

Legend !

Reddev said...

LOL.........

Anonymous said...

you fuckwits