Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Not much news on the LFC front.

Well Rafa is saying he's committed for the long haul and despite having nothing to spend like previous years he's confident we will be successful.

Oooh, and looks as though we might sign Gaz Baz this week for £14 million + Steve Finnan.

But besides that not much news leaving us to speculate what is going on in Rafa's head.

I truly believe after last night he'll pull out all stops to get David Villa. With him we'd dominate England and Europe for the foreseeable future. He and Super Scouseglatico Fernando Torres have a telepathic relationship reminiscent of Puskas and Di Stefano or Garrincha and Pele.

In other news eighteenfive's on going investigation into the dealings of the Ferguson Mafia is still in full swing.

That's about it for now.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Morning Jaimie. How's that massive chip on your shoulder about LFC?

Ps. I've reported you to trading standards over those T-shirts and they're looking into it.

Kisses.

Scouse Dave (editor-in-chief) said...

wow, you're a grass and you like wasting the governments time.

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

Hopefully Deggen will get his chance today. And im eagerly anticipating the next instalment of Ronaldo Dive watch.

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

oh and whos this Jamie guy?

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

And one more thing, can anyone recommend some hot prospects for football manager. Im Liverpool of course.

Boris said...

Well the obvious striker Liverpool should buy is Villa. Him and Torres would be devastating up front together.

Anonymous said...

I'm Man Utd and I tried to sign Torres, but he snubbed the 'biggest club in the world'(TM) to join Liverpool FC - Englands most succesful ever club.

*sad*

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

Yep and now Villa will be snubbing them to join the best team in europe as voted by UEFA.

Villa-Torres
..Gerrard..

ITS ON!

Billy Bollocks said...

Rich/Fat Jason casts the bait...

It's ON!

Hmmm, where have I heard that before?

Red Cafe, perhaps...

*titter*

Boris said...

billy bollocks why do you go on redcafe?

Scouse B*stard said...

I hope we get villa aswell, it would be an awesome combo. I will be looking out for Queresma in todays game hopefully he will play and show everyone how good he is.

I'm guessing that Ronaldo dives 13 times in todays game.

Scorat - Scouse Borat said...

What a pity ... Swiss didnt play Degen - the best defended as deluded by 18-5 - ... and Yakin managed to score in such conditions .. I was hoping Turkey win and looking forward to a post like Degen-absence-costSwissDefeat

however I trust in ScouseDave/Rich to give us another hilarious deluded gem of an article soon enough ..

You Now Wank Alone
You Never Whine Alone

Loserfool Football Club !

p.s. Thanx all .. for those who have voted for me .. in the poll ... ahead of that scum Boris ... Scorat Rocks ..

However I'd like to admit that I'd like to bestow this title - SCORAT - on scouseDave .... its he who has pioneered this Borat-styled ScouseBlog.

So victory for Scorat is victory for ScouseDave :)

Scorat - Scouse Borat said...

aaarrrrggggghhhhhhh

I'v had to eat my own words .. hoorah !
the Turks won .. and I am really hopeful of the Degen article ...

go ScouseDave/Rich

cheers !

Scorat - Scouse Borat said...

forgot to add my new singature ..

You Now Wank Alone
You Never Whine Alone

Loserfool Football Club !

Scorat - Scouse Borat said...

signature .. pardon the typo ...


You Now Wank Alone
You Never Whine Alone

Loserfool Football Club !

Scouse B*stard said...

What are you talking about Scorat. I thought you were a real LFC fan but you have now come out as a fake. I cant believe I voted for you in the poll.

I cant believe Degen didnt play again. Some of these managers are idiots. Do they actually expect to win if they dont play their best players.

Also it was nice to see Queresma play and score. He now has the same goal tally as Ronaldo having only played a fraction of the time. Thats how good he is.

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

I can't believe this guy made up a couple of dozen accounts to vote for himself.

Boris said...

I don't believe it!

Scorat - Scouse Borat said...

hey ScouseB*stard ..
sorry if I hurt your feelings ..
however I always thought we were alike .. especially with your name .. scouse bastard .. lolz .. that was kewl .. didnt knw u were a real scouser .. u disappoint me .. i had better hopes from u :)

I am a football fan .. rather than any club .. I love the beautiful game .. and observe the goings-on everywhere ... be it LFC or MUFC or CFC or ACM or IM or elsewhere .. I appreciate LFC for what it is, its history, tradition, 2005 comeback etc . ... but the Dossena article was way over the top .. I am a big Italy National team fan .. and follow Serie A as well as I do EPL .. and believe me .. there was no way Dossena would'v found a place in this Italian side .. unless 3-5 defenders suddenly got injured .. :)

I still feel Ronaldo would'v done better to round off Cech .. and get the goal for himself ... no need to show selflessness .. when not required ... and he deserved a brace for his overall display in the match .. I tho't Deco and Ronaldo were awesome thru the game .. and yes ..Quaresma should start rather than Simao ..

Rich & Boris .. what is it that u dont believe ?

Keep up the good work Dave-Rich ... and what happened to that retard Colin .. we miss your comments man .. hope to hear from u soon !

erstwhile Scorat now ScouseShitter said...

Thanx all .. for those who have voted for me .. in the poll ... ahead of that scum Boris ... Scorat Rocks .. I knew the title - Scorat would appeal the people here ... and lo behold its a winner !

Rich/Boris .. u jealous dicks .. I never complained when Boriscum was leading .. u crybabies .. live with it !

However I'd like to admit that I'd like to bestow this title - SCORAT - on scouseDave .... its he who has pioneered this Borat-styled ScouseBlog.

ScouseDave is hereby crowned as Scorat - Scouse Borat by me, the erstwhile Scorat - Scouse Borat, in wake of his unprecedented contribution to the world of comedy by delusion, retardedness and foolhardiness by way of his sensationally deluded blog .. similar to the Borat of cine-world with his deluded and retarded yet awesome comedy "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan".

So victory for Scorat is victory for ScouseDave :)

All hail Scorat !

the new one ofcourse - ScouseDave.

Its my humble and sincere plea to ScouseDave to appreciate, honor and use this title that I'v bestowed upon him.

You Now Wank Alone
You Never Whine Alone

Anonymous said...

I suppose the irony of saying

"despite having nothing to spend like previous years he's confident we will be successful.

Oooh, and looks as though we might sign Gaz Baz this week for £14 million + Steve Finnan."

is lost on all of you?