NEWSFLASH: Scum fans burn their Ronaldo shirts

Eighteenfive has received unconfirmed reports of Mancheater United fans burning their Ronaldo shirts outside Old Toilet. This despicable behaviour comes as Christiano Gonealdo confirmed his desire to pursue his “dream move” away from Manchester. The Portuguese striker claims he is not prepared to let the drunken Scotsman stand in his way, regardless of his snooker table related antics, news that is certain to put Fergie into Hairdryer mode.

Hundreds of Mancheater United fans gathered to witness the mass burning of their former hero’s shirts and Manchester Metropolitan Police had to be brought in to control the raging Manc hooligans. This sordid act truly highlights the glory hunting and unappreciative attitude of Mancheater United fans. Ronaldo single handedly carried Manchester United to the Premier League title this year, putting in some first class minnow bashing performances and winning numerous dodgy penalties. Yet the scum have now turned on their former hero in an attempt to make his departure as unpleasant as possible, literally burning all bridges with their former superstar. However they will soon pay for their pathetic deeds as the coming season will surely see them struggle to make the Champions League places.

These dreadful scenes were reminiscent of 2005, when Everton fans attempted to deface the name of our great club. Bitter Blues posing as Liverpool supporters infiltrated Anfield and then burned Steven Gerrard Liverpool shirts in a devious attempt to push our loyal captain out of the club. Fortunately the attempt was a complete failure as Steven “Mr Liverpool” Gerrard immediately restated his commitment to Rafa’s 5 year plan, confirming his long-term future at the club. Thankfully a loyal band of True Reds managed to catch up with the Bitter Blue culprits and taught them a lesson they’ll never forget.

We Liverpool supporters can be grateful that our fans would never stoop to this sort of mindless behaviour.