Tuesday, June 17, 2008

ITS ON: my eighteenfive warcry


This is a message to all the Arsenal, Hull City, Mancheater United fans who seemed to think my predictions for the Premier League were funny:


We aren’t just any football team. We are the mighty Liverpool Football Club. The most historic, well respected team in the world and number one team in Europe as voted for by UEFA. We have a record that all you pathetic wannabes strive match, but fail. The talk of lesser teams overtaking our records makes me chuckle: it ain’t gonna happen!

Rafa is one season away from starting another period of European and domestic domination. In Lucas and Skrtel we have the two best prospects in the world. Add to that the likes of Gerrard, Mascherano, Torres (BPITW) and Kuyt and you have the strongest starting line up in the Premiership. The signings of Villa and/or Quaresma will be the final pieces in Rafa's 5 year masterplan and will herald a new period of unmatched success.

Rafa's Reds are coming and no one will stand in our path. We at Liverpool FC have thrown down the gauntlet to the "pretenders," and yet again you will come up short.

This is Liverpool FC...
this is Anfield...
...this is our Year.


YNWA 18-5

oh and Fergie, Scolari and Wenger can suck my left one.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha, I'd PMSL if it actually happened, and lets face it...it could.

Benitez is no mug, regardless of what you and a few journeymen pundits think, and they have a very strong team with some top class players.

Plus football has a nasty habit of biting you on the arse when you least expect it.

*Saved for future reference*

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

Thats the spirit mate. We are gonna make a mockery of these pathetic wannabe teams. This time next year we are gonna be celebrating- cant frickin wait.

Its gonna be so sweet. Bring on number 19.

Rich

Anonymous said...

Are there no real jobs you can apply for mate? You seem to be wasting whatever talent you have.

I'm begining to feel a bit sorry for you now.

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

You seem to be on here a lot yourself.

Im actually on an extended summer vacation. I'll be off on holiday in a couple of weeks, hoefully Dave will be back to keep you up to date with the latest LFC news.

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

Hh yeah talking of jobs, we might be looking to appoint a few more writers before the start of the season. Anyone interested should leave details and we will get back to them.

Uncle Colin has already applied. You must be 100% genuine scouse preferably with a season ticket.

Anonymous said...

Vacation?

Another well known scouse saying.

That's just so like, awesome, dude.

Anonymous said...

A few more writers?

Just make up another alias like you normally do.

Anonymous said...

i almost had a spasm after reading your warcry. funny stuff. too bad its a load of deluded bollocks. what all this "best team in europe" stuff as voted by UEFA. NOW THAT made me laugh

Anonymous said...

To be fair, he's not a Red, and the blog is an an obvious piss take, but he still snags a few Manc whoppers, which is always a good thing.

Keep it up.

Big Daddy Big Bollocks said...

Hey Scouse Rich what is the wage for a writer on eightenfive?

Bear Face said...

No money is involved, only a love for LFC.

Which leaves out fat, beardy, yank internet fans...

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

No wages yet unless we get a benifactor. We are driven by pure passion for the Greatest team in the world. However we've been approached by a few local newspapers, fanzines who were preapred to pay a small fee to publish our articles.

We've rejected all offers so far, but you never know. You might see one of our special exposes in the Match programme one day.

All our legal/press team are volunteers, but all dedicated to the LFC cause.

Anonymous said...

Which local newspapers exactly?
Oh i can hear the echo-ing noise of typing liverpools local newspapers into google.

Probably the Sun, everybody knows us scousers love the sun.

Bibby said...

Why do you seem to think that Rafa knows how to do everything now? If he did he would have won something over the last two years, but has he? NO. You think Rafa knows how its all done, but how do you know? I doubt you've asked him. At the end of the day you're all the same person anyway, all you bloggers.

World class signing James Milner? Christ don't make me laugh, you CLEARLY don't even live in England, never mind do to the game. I think this because you feel it necessary to put "Scouse" in front of your name. Why is this? Trying to prove you're scouse or something? Best team in Europe? Then why haven't you won a trophy for two years? You've won as much as little old Everton. £100 million bought you 1 place above them and no trophies. I bet that's nice to know.

Anonymous said...

Fack of bibby.

Local papers = The Echo and Daily Post, which are basically the same paper.

Hmmm, as wacky at it might be, I really can't see them approaching a fake LFC fan and paying him for articles written on his bogus blog.

I know the LFC corrospondent at The Echo and a quick email should sort this out.

Anonymous said...

teehehe

Anonymous said...

Hehe, he mentioned fanzines as well, so that's RAOTL and TLW. Guess what, I know the people who run those.

Email on its way...

Anonymous said...

is this the same guy who threatened you with legal action? Wat is he hopin 2 achieve? Wat a loser, ha

Anonymous said...

Hehe, what a shock, one of his aliases or bum chums pops up to defend the lunatic.

Some hiatus this by the way, dave...I mean, Rich.

Anonymous said...

PS. How many of those people in the pic at top are actually from england let alone liverpool xD
Where u went wrong is getting a picture from a match... u aint gonna find scousers there

Anonymous said...

Aye, whereas Old Trafford is bursting at the seams with local fans...

"4-4-2"

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

I think you've finally lost the plot. Cant really make sense of your last post.

Please go ahead and email your extensive list of contacts. Why don't you call ina favour from Rick Parry as well? Funny you are convinced this blog is a fake, but you still say your gonna go to all these great lengths to try and disprove us. Not that, that would make any difference anyway.

You need to realise eighteenfive is in the driving seat and we don't have to keep playing 20 questions with you, we just do it for our own amusment. If we wanted we could completely ignore you, but its fun winding scummy mancs up.

Your efforts are futile, but yea keep it up its gonna be funny to see what you come up with next.

Peace Out

Rich

p.s. whats happened to your munich related names? LOL

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

oups sorry mate pressed the delete button. What did you say?

YOU CANT WIN

Anonymous said...

I've already won, fruitcake.

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

now that ones funny- i'll leave that there

Anonymous said...

It was all going so well till you mentioned vacation and "local papers".

Boris said...

Hey scouse rich I'd like to write on here. Think I can prove and show my own belief that Liverpool will claim number 19

Anonymous said...

Lucas and Skrtl the best prospects in the world, you'd probably of never fucking heard of them if they wren't at Liverpool, you biased twat