Friday, June 13, 2008

Hands off our Nando

New Cheatscum manager and current coach of Cheatugal "Big" Phil Scolari has reportedly demanded Roman "moneybags" Ambramovich sign both Kaka and Torres according to the Daily Mail.

Now Kaka is one signing that eighteenfive has talked up all summer but now with Chelsea snooping around we have no chance of signing him, so you can have you fucking classless, no european pedigree cunts.

One things for sure though. You've got no chance of landing El Nino. Don't even bother, he's red through and through. He's not another Gonealdo who only cares about his paycheck and blasting minnows.

With two world class singing already done and dusted and world beaters like Barry and Milner set to join next week Torres is probably bed wetting with the thought of playing for LFC next season.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get a real job you prick.

Uncle Colin said...

well said that scouse dave hes schesltscum can feck off the dozy bastards.

Santiago Munez said...

Gonealdo/Ronaldo is blasting minnows like Liverpool...

Anonymous said...

Wow! What an utterly shite blog.

Boris said...

Kuyt has gone off for the dutch. Been sensational, best player on the pitch by far. A great towering header, arguably the best goal in the tournament so far.

Shamless said...

Yawn, it's Boris the sarcasm king.

The babes dig him.

Just don't invite him to your party or he'll clear the room.

Anonymous said...

Torres is a red through & through????

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Why?!?! Is it because he's been with u lot for 1 whole entire season or is it that scouse accent hes developed in that very 'long' time you wankr.
You really are a couple of pancakes short of a stack you numpty.Dont forget 'when money talks,he will walk' ala Ronaldo.

Anonymous said...

I will clear the room cos the babes will follow me :D

Boris said...

The above comment was from your resident favourite Scouse - Boris

Boris said...

Girls hate me but love my irony.

Boris said...

The love me full stop faker

Boris said...

I'm a virgin and really thick and obsessed with LFC...

Besties Liver 'n Onion said...

You said it.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the dickhead Manc has got fed up with writing bullshit now that nobody believes a word he says and the ones that knew it was a windup all along are now bored with his bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Bullshit is useful. He's just sad and deranged.

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

the above 3 posts were from the same person (IP address check). Pretty sad he has to respond to his own posts and use different names to make him feel like hes been noticed.

Anonymous said...

Pretty sad that, despite being a Munich, you're obsessed enough with LFC to set up your own 'ironic' blog trying to belittle us.

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

Thats the thing though.

You're completely wrong. Eighteenfive is a blog dedicated to the greatestfootball team in the world- Liverpool Football Club. Its 100% genuine scouse. I know we've covered this topic a dozen times before. It seems you are utterly incapable of accepting th truth the truth.

If thats the case you should take a hike and let eighteenfive continue to publish factual and entertaining articles about Rafa's Reds. On the other hand your posts really take the blog to another level and illustrates perfectly how people (like yourself) are continuing to try and bring down the greatest football team in the world.

Anonymous said...

It will be funny watching you squirm and then disapear next season if we do happen to put in a credible challenge for the league, especially with Fabnny Boy heading to Madrid and the debt rising by the day.

Karma's a bitch...

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

Next season? I thought me and dave would be locked up by then?

LOL you crack me up. My inbox is still empty...

Anonymous said...

Starting, to worry, maniac?

All in good time...

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

LOL. talk about firing blanks.