Thursday, June 12, 2008

Guest Writer: Uncle Colin

Uncle Colin has written a gem of a post in the Ronaldo Dive Watch article which I've now deleted and put it here. Enjoy




Shitbag manc cheats running euros
uncle colin

I cant belief ronaldo this tonight what an absotule pile of cheating shite did anyone seem him cheat all those times firstly there was a player down for his team and he scored a goal instead of doing the decent thing and kicking it out and getting some treatment for the injured player not to mention all the diving scouse dave said he dove 7 times against turkey well I counded fifeen time against czech exactly double but what takes the cake was his being offside for the third goal unlbelievable cretin he was off by a mile not only once but then he passed another offside ball to queresma for him to score not once did the linesman pick up either foul you have to ask what it is about scum players cause we saw the other night horseface cheat for the dutch when he was offside and at the same time an italian player almost dieing of the pitch dun think it wud have mattered that much though cause kuyt score two goals or well set up but is still the same luckily for everyone there is more lfc players at euro than scum kuyt and torres have been the two best players so far and degen wud have been best three if he played which means that liverpool have best three players at the euro and if macherano was spanish it wud be best four only players united have are ronaldo or gonealdo as soucse dave sais and vds who is old and slow as shite and cant kick they also have evra but hes not even top 10 left back so that’s why abigails starts for france.

18 comments:

erstwhile Scorat, now Scouseshitter said...

hahaha .. thanx a lot ScoratDave and retardunclecolin ... glad to hear from u .... nice post ..
LMAO
You Now Wank Alone
You Never Whine Alone
Cheers !

Anonymous said...

How is that classed as an article? No puncuation, poor spelling and grammar and he just trails of all the time.

Uncle Colin said...

Its trails off not trails of you fecking dumbshit spastic moran dun lecture me on grammer clwon when your own is totally shit dickhead.

Uncle Coiln said...

btw thanks for publishing my article scouse dave sorry i haven been around much lately i have exams at the moment but will be finish soon so hope to post more.

Anonymous said...

"not to mention all the diving scouse dave said he dove 7 times against turkey well I counded fifeen time against czech exactly double "

double 7 is fourteen. not fifteen. or 'fifeen' for that matter.

Retard.

erstwhile Scorat, now Scouseshitter said...

hey anon .. dont worry about it .. enjoy Scorat and the articles of his cronies ..
this is good deluded retarded humor ..
cheers !
LMAO
You Now Wank Alone
You Never Whine Alone

Boris said...

Great article Uncle Colin, us Scousers are proper proud of you.

Ronaldo is a cheat end of story.

Bobby "Runway" Charlotn said...

They published it to show that all us scousers are thick and illiterate, obviously. It was on Harry Enfield.

Not like those oh so witty and intellectually superior Man Utd fans (from outside of Manchester)

Get with the program, girls.

Duncan "oots mon" Edwards said...

Colin is from Warrington, by the way. Home of the retarded Man Utd fan.

Besties Liver said...

Awww, the Pyscho Munichs are running out of bullshit.

Boris said...

The last three posters are all bluenoses.

Anonymous said...

colin is quite simply a legend.

You'll Never Win Again

scouse ringo said...

Quality. Put me in mind of Alan Bleasdale at his best.

Massive big Munich said...

Hmmmm - one of the finest writers of his generation.

I sense more irrational Mancunian resentment.

Thank fuck for Coronation Street and Oasis, though, eh...

Nerys Hughes said...

Bring Back Brookie!

I wish the Beatles were mancs said...

Brookie had nothing on Albion Market.

The work of sheer genius.

I've always been sooo jealous of those creative Mancunians.

stan boardman said...

scousetastic!

The Hollies said...

There's that famous 'manc' wit...

...with a bit of Yank/Asian gloryhunter thrown in.