Monday, June 9, 2008

Degen Petition

Following the outrage of watching one of the best young prospects in the world rot on the bench at Euro2008 we have decided to start a petition. Now, us scousers just don't start e-petitions for any old reason but when a farce such as this occurs it leaves us with little choice

Here it is

http://www.petitiononline.com/ef185e/petition.html

To: Köbi Kuhn & Swiss Football Association

We the undersigned demand that Switzerland manager Köbi Kuhn immediately include fullback Philipp Degen in the starting line up for the next Euro2008 game against Turkey on the 11th of June 2008. Philipp Degen has just signed for best team in Europe as decided by UEFA. It’s unfair that he not be given an opportunity to showcase his world class skills; which include Roberto Carlos like pace and shooting in attack and Franco Baresi style hard man, no nonsense tackling in defence. If
Kuhn is serious about winning Euro2008 he will immediately drop either of his
joker fullbacks and give Philipp Degen the chance he both deserves and craves.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

25 comments:

Phil D said...

Dear eighteenfive,

I would like to show my appreciation and support to your petition.

As im sure you will understand, this is a very difficult time for me. I have a hard time understanding the mind of Mr Kuhn. Mr benitez has shown faith in my abilities but Kohn simply doesnt appreciate my attacking qualities. He'd rather we sit back and get beaten 1-0.

Thanks again for your support. I look forward to joining the best team in europe after the euro's. Heres to many successful years at LFC ahead!

Thanks,

Phil D

Uncle Colin said...

This is what I wrote on the petition - It is a traversty that idiot swede coach not play degen as he the best young prospect in the world as voted by eighteenfive readers and also cause I skipped universtity to watch this game just to watch degen and no fecking degen disgrace this coach shud be banned from FIFA.

Scouse Rich (junior writer) said...

This is the question swiss fans should be asking..

Do we trust..

a) the best manager in the world who identified Phil as on of the best defensive prospects in the world, who would easily slot into the best defence in the world.

or

b) a Swiss coach who failed to see Deggens pedigree, left him out of the line-up and saw his team lose to a poor Czech Republic side.

Pretty easy decision. Let him play!

Rich

Scouse B*stard said...

Kobi Kuhn must be an idiot. Does he not look at who each of his players play for. Does he actually think that Benitez (the best manager in the world) would not buy the best players in the world for Liverpool (the best team in europe), or does he think Benitez just goes around buying a bunch of average reject players each season. Does he actually think that Benitez is that stupid.

Switzerland are shit, they dont have many good players, but if some of them played for top European teams like Milan, Madrid and Liverpool then they must be good.

I'm glad we have another petition, we havent had one for a while and I was starting to miss them.

Scouse Rich (junior writer) said...
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Scouse Rich (junior writer) said...

Yep, theres nothing like a good'old petiton to get our scouser blood pumping.

It wouldnt suprise me if UEFA had some control over this injustice. Fergie is doing the dirty again you can b sure of that.

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
You're not scosuers or LFC fans, you sad bastards.

Besties Organs said...

Haha, Scouse Dave aka Scouse Rich in yet another snide dig at our players and fans.

Just can't help yourselves can you? That irrational manc bitterness is never far from the surface is it, you horrible Munich cunts.

Scouse Rich (junior writer) said...

bestie, you are a very confused guy.

Its like you read something then assume it meant something of he exact opposite. We are supporting Deggen and all true reds should do the same- spirit of Shankly and all that.

Where do your loyalties lie?

Are you with us (LFC TRUE REDS) or against us (mancs and bitters)?

Its decision time.

Kobi Kuhn said...

Thank you for your petition,

I agree with everything you say about Philip but you must understand that somebody has to be left out. Switzerland is after all one of the powerhouses of world football (the Liverpool of the international game if you will) so somebody always has to be disappointed. Still it's nice to have the support of the greatest supporters in the world. Apart from the Swiss obviously.

Ludovic Magnin said...

Fuck you Scousers. I, Ludovic Magnin is better than Degen. Did you see my awesome runs against the Czechs? I made them my bitches. Boss ( Kobi Kuhn ) do not buy into their petition. Phillip Degen has always been less talented than me. Heck I am even more better looking than him. Mr Rafa Benitez it isn't too late, trade the crap Degen for me. I am much better.

Yours Truly,

Magnin.
(No1 player of the Euros, the Swiss national team and soon Liverpool)

Besties Yellow Liver said...

Ho ho ho, we're such witty and clever Munichs (from Edge Lane)and are not disturbed in any way shape or form.

Anonymous said...

^

Dont forget Sleepers Hill either la. Absolute Manc fuckwits.

Anonymous said...

Degen wasn't match fit.

Scouse Dave (editor-in-chief) said...

Besties Yellow Liver said...
Ho ho ho, we're such witty and clever Munichs (from Edge Lane)and are not disturbed in any way shape or form.

June 9, 2008 1:24 PM


Anonymous said...
^Dont forget Sleepers Hill either la. Absolute Manc fuckwits.

June 9, 2008 1:34 PM




Hmmm, I wonder why these two posts have the exact same IP address :S

Besties Organs said...

Maybe we're the same person?

Or as you're such a pathological liar, who's been well and truly sussed as being a ranicd Munich scumbag, it's probably you.

Scouse Dave (editor-in-chief) said...

So I'm you as well as Scouse Rich, Uncle Colin, Scorat, Scouse Bastard and every one else?

Well if this some sort of fight club type dementia thing I'm not aware of it yet.

You're IP is different from mine if that's any help, but you'd probably know this if you were me.

Munich said...

I don't really care how many aliases you have to fuel your sad little fantasy world. One things for certain, you're not a Red or a scouser, and are in desperate need of some therapy.

But you just probably think you're being really smart eh? University Education, yer can't beat it.

We're onto you....

Scouse Rich (junior writer) said...

Hey,

While your posts are clearly well off the mark, I admire you're anit-manc passion and clear dedication to LFC.

Keep it up and you'll surely get the poster of the month award. I just wish you could take some passion and join us is celebreating the greatest football club in the world insted of trying to make false allegations against us.

We are all on the same side, you just need to realise it.

YNWA

Boris said...

It’s great that we have a petition going to make sure one of Europe’s fantastic talents does not go to waste. We Scousers have a duty to make sure one of our own which is what Degen is now is treated fairly. It wouldn’t surprise me at all that “uncle Kobi” is just a manc and is dropping Degen because he moved to Liverpool. What a cheat. Good on eighteenfive for yet another groundbreaking move.

Anonymous said...

eh ehe he like eh

THIS BLOG IS TH BESTEST BLOG IN THE WORLD ehehe

A Scouser xxx

Where's my propellor said...

They're bringing the big guns out now. Harry Enfield scouser impressions.

Just got no resonse to that kind of originality.

MAn U r da BeSt

Scouse Rich (junior writer) said...

Yeah harry Enfield has damaged the reputation of our proud city. Shame on him; i'll never forgive him.

For the past 15 years I have refused to watch any of his shows. its simply anti-lfc propoganda at its worst.

"MAn U r da BeSt"

Take a hike back to red issue you dellusional manc.

Liverpool are the best team in europe as voted for by UEFA. Come this time next year we will be domestic champions as well.

Scouse B*stard said...

Kobi Khun and Ludovic Magnin, I have a feeling that you are not really who you say you are and that your really a manc on a wind-up.

But just in case you are real I would like to ask you (Khun) how you can seriously play Magnin ahead of Degan. Degen is world class and Magnin is below average.

To Magnin, you are shit, there is no way you are better than Deen. You were shit againt the Czechs, you got raped again and again and again, and for your information Babel or Torres will be the player of the Euros.

scouse dic said...

Kobi Khun,

I'm saving him for Ronaldo.

ps. Lodovic get off the internet, you're late for training.