Wednesday, June 25, 2008

News Update

Crouch Out, Villa In

Its been a bit quiet on the Liverpool front recently. It seems Rafa is keeping his cards close to his chest, to prevent our rivals from back-dooring us.

However Peter "the robot" Crouch will be sold for an estimated £15million+, providing Rafa with a few more pennies to play around with. With this money in the bank, we will be able to finally complete the transfer of David Villa from Valencia FC.

Eighteenfive can reveal that talks are at an advanced stage with personal terms already agreed, and Villa looks certain to join Rafa's premiership title charge within the coming weeks. With Kaka unavailable this summer, Rafa may also swoop for Villa's highly rated team mate, winger David Silva.

These two players would take our attacking game to a level never seen in the Premier League. Lets hope those gready yanks provide Rafa withthe money he deserves.


Stadium-a-go-go

In other news, work on our new Stadium has begun. So far builders have started the "enabling works." For those of you who have no architectural background (unlike myself) this involves the removal of litter from the site, placement of street cones and the arrival of several porta-loo cabins. Great news indeed!

Expect more updates as the news comes.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why don't you just give up and get a real job?

The novelty has worn off now that everyone knows you're a disturbed cunt.

No one is reading anyway.

Anonymous said...

I think Crouch will leave for £15m and Villa will cost about £10m so we can then use the remaining £5m to buy Lionel Messi.

Anonymous said...

Too bad you won't be able to fill your new stadium. scouse cunts.

ringo said...

"I think Crouch will leave for £15m and Villa will cost about £10m so we can then use the remaining £5m to buy Lionel Messi."

Don't be silly. We're hardly stupid enough to pay twice as much for Villa as for Messi now are we? Besides, would Messi really improve the team?

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

Kuyt plays in the same position, so no. Messi is class but we dont need him.

Munich scum said...

How much would that Ronaldo fella cost from Real Madrid?

The mancs could do with someone like him so they can a one man team again.

Scouse Rich (scouse n'proud) said...

We don't want diving scum like that at our club, the mancs are welcome to him.

Anonymous said...

LOL why the fuck would messi wanna join the scousers anyway? theres a reason you signed the likes of pennent and kuyt, thats cos youcant afford any decent players and they wouldnt wanna join anyway. if real went in for torres when he was in spain he wouldnt of considered you scuse cunts.

fucking delusional scouse muppets.

Anonymous said...

Haha, the manc cunts have snagged a manc cunt.

Scouse Rafa said...

takes one to know one.

Scouse Rafa said...

oh and nice blog keep it up

Anonymous said...

Silva will provide good cover to kuyt and babel. We've these guys feeding villa and el nino we will be unbeatable

Anonymous said...

silva looked class today and will be a good addition to our squad.